【中田敦彦 vs ヒカル】カードゲーム「XENO」〜前編〜

 

 

Nakata) We're pointing guns at each other, and then…
Who's gonna get the bullet,
or the waste?
Hikaru-san …
Both) (Laugh)
I thought I was gonna lose…!
Oh—!
N) Thank you for joining me.
H) My pleasure.
N) I'm so glad to have you here.
H) I've been looking forward to coming.
N) Do you like card games? .
I love them! And I enjoyed your last match with DaiGo-san.
[1:Boy- Revolution]
I don't feel like I'm here to work today.
[2 : Soldier – Investigation]
It's more like I'm here to have fun on my personal time.
[3 : Fortune teller – Seeing through]
I'm happy to hear that.
I heard that you've hardly ever lost card games.
[4 : Maiden – Guard]
[5 : Death – Infectious disease]
H) Not so much.

[6 : Noble – Showdown]
I'm very good at playing games, so I usually win.
[7 : Scholar – Selection]
You're a real expert at attracting people's hearts and minds.
[8 : Spirit – Interchanging]
H) Mentarist.

[9 : Emperor – Public execurtion]
N) Almost …
H) Almost a mentalist.
[10 : Hero – Hiding, Reincarnation]
N) …Yes, that's right.
H) Yes
N) I can't lose this game.
H) I want to win!
This is an important phase, isn't it? 
Because it includes your future branding scheme.
N) Of course!
If you lose for two in a row…
[Defeated by DaiGo with 2 wins and 3 losses]
It's still okay for you to lose to DaiGo-san.
But if you lose to me, people are like "What…?"
No, I don't think so.
I think you're very strong, Hikaru-san.
H) Hahaha.
N) So it' s not a shame for me to lose to you…
But I want to win!
H) I want to win too!
N) I think you're a charisma for the new generation.
H) Thank you

[The one who draws the higher number goes first]
H) I'll take this one.
N) Here we go!
[First: Hikaru, Second: Nakata]

H) Oh!
N) Wow! You've got great luck.
H) It's pretty good.
N) Hikaru-san, you go first.
N) Let's get started.
H) Yes.

Oh, I see.
H) Okay, number 5.
N) You're trying to kill me out of the blue.
[5: Death – Let your opponent draw one card and you can discard one without showing them]
Yes, but at this point it's still unclear, right?
Nakata…
Which one is the higher number?
N) The higher number is … this one.
H) Then I'll take this one.
N) Okay.
H) Ah, this is a bit subtle.
Hmm, 4 is a lukewarm number.
Hmm …
[2: Soldier]
N) Well, investigation is fun, right?
H) Wow! It's still very early in the game!
[2: Soldier – The opponent is killed instantly when you guess his card]
Well, maybe it' s possible.
Because it's a weak card in the hand.
N) Of course
Actually, the card I have is 5.
Wow!
N) Is it 5?
Coincidentally, I got two 5's.
You'd think something like this wouldn't be possible, right?
But this is the XENO where the impossible happens.
You told me before I'm asking the question.
You're a really interesting player.
N) Of course, if you ask me a question, I'll answer it.
N) Okay, so it is not a very good card, is it?
H) Yeah, It's so close to 5.
”So close to 5.” That's quite funny.
It's a tactic that DaiGo-san didn't use.
It's really Hikaru-san's style.
After all, XENO shows people's character.
I can't use psychology like DaiGo-san.
You are very bold, Hikaru-san.
I think it would be interesting if it was 6 or 7.
H) Huh.
You want to distract me with 5.
I think it's a bit risky to say "5" when you have 5.
H) Well, that's true. Probability.
Because I'm focusing on it.
But actually, you want to distract me.
I think it's interesting if it's 6 or 7.
Which one do you not want to be called?
Either one is fine.
That's great!
Actually, it's really 5.
No. 6
No. It's not.
It could really be 5…!
H) Well, that will be a surprise for later.
N)That will be fun. Please go ahead.
Okay.
I see.
H) No. 2
N) Oh—-!!
H) Get you back with 2.
N) Oh! Do you get back with 2?
H) Yes.
N) We can't lose the tension.
H) Err… probably…
It's definitely not 1.
There is a possibility …… 3
8, 9, 10
And 7
N) Uh-huh.
It's could be 3. When I said 3, you definitely looked about in worry. That's 3, right?
N) Is it a final answer?
H) The final answer!
N) No!
H) Oh!
H) Alright.
N) That's good.
Your reasoning is a huge information source for me.
N) Let's keep going.
H) Both 2 are gone.
N) That's right.
H) There's no 2.
H) So the fear of being guessed is gone.
N) That's right.
I'm getting the idea.
I think you have a pretty strong card
You're a good judge of people, aren't you?
Well, I'm just saying something random.
N) I don't think so.
H) Oh! 5
N) The Death.
Yes. But if you use 5, there's a chance you have 10.
H) I don't need to shuffle.
N) Oh!
Well, I guess you don't know
N) There's no chance of 2 and 5.
H) That's right. It's pretty uneven.
N) This is not 6.
H) No, It's not 6.
10, 9, and 8 are still not on the table.
You didn't shuffle. That's interesting.
Well, actually, it doesn't matter for me.
Either one doesn't make much difference.
N) How about this one?
H) Yes. It's good.
N) Or this one?
H) No problem
It doesn't cause much pain either.
N) Which is bigger?
H) This one.
N) This one?
H) Yes!
What do you want to do?
I trust you.
H) Well, it's a big number.
N) Whew!
N) It's 7.
H) Well, that's about it.
N) Okay, keep going.
Okay, Nakata-san, unfortunately …
[6: Noble – Showdown]
N) Gosh…! The reason you're using this is…!
H) You're going to die.
N) It's 10.
N) Damn it!
[WINNER : Hikaru]
N) You're strong!
H) Oh, no, for me I just happened to win.
N) Did you have 7 and 10 ?
H) Yes, 7 and 10.
N) They were 7 and 10.
Yes, 7 and 10
N) I got caught…!
H) In the beginning, you said 6 or 7,
H) Actually, you've hit it.
N) Was it 7?
H) That's right. 7 was the the right answer.
N) Huh, so I made the wrong choice between two.
H) Yes, you missed it. If you made right choice…
N) And then, I made wrong choice again.
H) That's right.
N) You're strong!
So I didn't do anything, but you blew yourself up.
No.
N) Yo're strong,
H) I was just lucky.
H) I have the skill of winning the game somehow.
N) That's good.
H) I have that kind of skill
[2nd Game]
H) Okay, let's get started.
Oh, I see.
My cards are strong.
H) I'll use the guard
N) I see. I can't do anything for you.
[4: Maiden – cancelling out any effects.]
Well,
[5: Death]
I'll play the Death.
But it's invalid.
I see.
The boy.
[1: Boy]
H) Well, It's a common way.
N) Nothing is gonna happen.

N) Next turn, I'll draw 3.
H) Oh, tha's good.
[7:Scholar – Next turn, draw three cards, then choose one of them.]
Hmm, I see.
H) No. 2. Investigation by the soldier.
N) Oh my god!

H) Okay , it couldn't be 1.
N) You have good luck…
H) It isn't 2.
If it's 3, you're definitely gonna use it.
I think there is no one who doesn't use 3.
And you'll probably use 4 too.
You used 5 before, so probably not 5.
Well, there' s possibility of 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10.
If it's 6, …
If it was 6, you would've used it because you wanted to win. In the case you had 6 and 7.
So it's not 6.
So I think ….it might be 7, 8, 9 or 10.

But you used one of 7, so the odd is low.
If so, the highest possibility is… 8.
H) How's that? Is this 8?
N) Final answer?
Wait a sec….
I felt like you were in a hurry to say
"final answer"…
I had a feeling you'd rather want to run away.
I thought you wanted me to believe it's 8.
Your earlier behavior is suspicious.
But, well….8.
H) It's 8!
N) Final answer?
H) Yes.
N) No, it's not.
H) Oh—!
N) That was an astute reading, Hikaru-san.
H) No, not at all
N) You won because of your ability, but you call it luck.
H) No, it's really just luck.
H) It's a huge advantage to draw three cards, isn't it?
I will put it back. Please shuffle.
Did you get a pretty strong card?
N) Of course. Because I drew three cards.
H) That's right
Hikaru-san, you mentioned at the beginning that you have good card luck.
Did I say that?
H) I think you've said that.
But there are no good cards on the table yet.
N) So, I think you have a strong card.
H) Well, not really.
N) I want to win this turn.
H) Eh!
N) Public execution.
H) Wow!
[1: Boy]
N) Fully open, please.
H) Yes.
[The second Boy has the same effect as the Emperor's "Public Execution"]
H) Here you go.
N) Oh, my God! You caught me.
Hmm…
N) Okay, discard 7, please.
H) Whoa, are you all right with 7?
N) Yes.
H) I see.
H) Here you are.
N) Okay, it's your turn, Hikaru-san.
Then what you have is 10, Nakata-san?
No.
Oh, come on! I think that's definitely 10.
Do you have 10, right?
How's that!
[2: Soldier]
It's probably…
To get rid of 7 not 6 means…
You've got a card to win, even if I play 6.
The card that you can almost certainly win is…
Is it 9?
9 or 10… Otherwise, I don't think you'd let me keep 6.
And there are two 7s on the table.
If it's 8, you're not taking the risk of letting me have 6.
Because you're a logician.
You're avoiding the high odds of danger.
By the way,
Would you mind telling me that number?
What I have is…
9
Because of my personality, you'd think I'd do something pretty daring.
So, you might think that if you said 9, I'd call 9.
I think it' s your lead, so…
It's 10!
Hikaru-san…
Both) (Laugh)
N) I thought I've lost.
H) Wow!
N) No,
H) Damn, it must be 9.
It's 9, Nakata-san?
There you go. I got the answer.
But even if I knew your card is 9, do I have the cards to deal with 9? There's no more 2.
But you definitely don't want to use 9, right?
N) Let me see your card.
H) Well, it's 6. You already knew it.
N) Yes
You don't want to let go of 9 no matter what.
You want to play it when I get 10 or save it till the end.
So you're cornered.
H) When I draw 10, you will lose.
N) Of course.
Wow!
Okay, It's possible something like that.
It's definitely 9, isn't it?
There's such a card, indeed.
No.8, the Spirit
[8: Spirit]
N) It's getting interesting, isn't it?
H) That's right
9 is coming to me.

N) Whether that's true or not…
H) Well, that's right. Can I check it?
If it was a totally different card…
Or it might be 8 or something…
H) Oh my God!
N) Hikaru-san, it's interesting, isn't it?
H) Yeah, it's really interesting.
N) This is XENO.
H) Oh, I see. You've endured well with this card.
H) It's rather…
N) That's interesting
N) This is where it all begins.
Um… Most of the cards are already out.
Well, 1 is out, and 2 is out, too.
3 or 4 is a possibility.
H) You definitely have an advantage.
N) We both have guns.
H) Right.
N) We've got guns, so if one of us get a bullet…boom!
H) You have a great advantage, Nakata-san.
N) If it's more than 6, I will win.
H) That's right. Now it all depends on luck!
There's no chance of 1 or 2.
It could be 3, 4 or 5.
H) There are only about four cards left.
N) 3, 4, 5…, if only these didn't come…!
H) That's one-half. 50%
N) Yikes! It's fascinating.
We're pointing guns at each other,
and then…
get the bullet,
or the waste.
N) Hikaru-san.
H) Whoa.
[5: Death-Infectious disease]
N) It's tough
H) It is.
But in other word, If you can't make me discard 6, you're next at gunpoint.
N) Exactly! This is interesting.
N) Please draw one card.
H) Well, anyway, that depends on what this card is.
Wow! Okay.
I drew a pretty exquisite card.
N) One of them is 6. If I don't get rid of it,…
H) You'll be cornered.
N) Yes, I'll be cornered. Because the next turn is yours.
I have to draw it from the higher risk.
H) That's right.
N) Because 5's gone.
H) I really don't care either way.
N) Then please tell me which one is 6?
H) This one.
N) So I'll take the one that isn't 6.
H) Oh, okay.
H) Are you sure?
Are you okay with this?
H) What will you do, Nakata-san?
I really don't care about either.
I honestly can't see what's going to happen after this.
I simply leave it to chance.
H) I don't think I can manage it with my ability.
N) That's how life is.
H) Yes, but the man who still wins is …
N) Hikaru!
H)That's the way I've lived so far.
N) I see.
I believe I can handle it no matter which one you take.
N) You've stood up when you've got in flame.
H) Yeah, that's right.
Well, I'm pretty sure this is 6.
6 is this one.
For sure.
Yes, it's 6.
N) Okay, I'll take 6.
H) I see.
N) Thank you for being honest.
H) Oh, well, it was 6.
N) The number which bigger than 6.
H) Well, the possibiliy is…
But I can make you let go of your gun.
N) This is a big deal.
H) That's right
Let's continue.
I wonder what kind of unfolding God has prepared for us.
Okay.
Oh, it's scary.
H) The public execution
N) Oh my god!
[9: Emperor – public execution]
It was the Emperor!
H) The remaining cards are three.
[One of them is a reincarnation card]
N) If there are 10 in those three, and this is 10, then I'm gonna…
Instant death!
The hero …
N) Don't come to me now.
H) Hahaha!
N) Hikaru-san.
H) Yes.
It's gonna continue.
[6: Noble] [4: Maiden]
6 …!
The remaining cards are
3, 10 and … 8
3, 10, 8
Then …
6 … No, please discard 4.
For me, it doesn't matter which one I choose.
N) I see.
H) Yes, probably. That's a last card, right?
Okay.
You've got it.
How is it?
H) Hahaha !
N) I see.
You're a super lucky guy.
N) It can't be helped to see it.
H) Okay, let's open.
N) Damn it!
H) I see! She was asleep.
N) You're so strong! The hero was sleeping! !
Uh-huh.
N) So far, I've been very persistent…
H) Actually, at the end, I thought I've lost.
H) I thought I was completely lost.
N) If this were 10…!
H) I thought I'd keep the exchange card in case something happened
I thought I'd use it when my opponent had 10.
N) Hikaru-san! You have amazing luck, don't you?
H) Yes, indeed.
N) Like you said, you somehow won.
I mean, there's no reason. I've just been chosen…
by XENO.
N) It's cool.
H) I've been chosen by XENO.
[3rd Game]
N) So I'll go first.
H) The first move…
N) The boy.
[1 : Boy]
H) It's the standard.
N) Yes, it's orthodox.
Then …
H) Fortune-teller.
N) Hmm
[3 : Fortune-teller – Seeing through]
N) First move, the fortune teller. I don't want to.
H) You don't want to?
H) Oh, well. But it's not a very big problem.
N) Yes.
N) Hmm…
H) You definitely use that card, right?
N) Since you saw it, I'll use it.
N) Guard.
[4: Maiden – Guaring]
Then I'll use this.
H) Invalid. 
N) It's been invalidated.
[2: Soldier – Investigation]
N) Hmmm …
It's just the beginning, but…
N) Public execution [1: Boy]
H) Wow! Public execution!
[1:Boy – Revolution]
(The second boy is Public Execution)
H) Okay. I'll draw one card, then here they are, two cards.
N) Fully opened . Hmm, I see.
These are intriguing cards.
N) Which should I kill, 2 or 8?
H) Yeah, that' s right. 2 is scary too.
H) It has the power to decide in a moment.
N) So… 2, please.
H) Okay, you want me to discard 2.
In this XENO, 2 is a special card.
That's right. Then, I'll draw.
H) 8
N) Do you want to exchange now?
[8: Spirit – Exchange]
You use 8 in the early stages.
It'a pretty big decision.
H) Well, that's true.
N) Even though it's being seen.
The game is moving, isn't it?
H) Actually, this is a situation where I have to use 8.
N) I see.
H) Yes, you know, this is why.
N) Ah, Okay. I know what you mean..
H) Yes, that's it.
N) It happens. Such a way of letting go…
Okay, it's my turn.
If I drew 6…
H) Well, that's right.
N) The end.
H) Yes, if draw 6
H) You can't use it, right?
N) Of course.
N) Next turnt, 3 cards.
H) That's strong.
[7: Scholar – Selection]
I believe there will be definitely 6 in those three cards.
H) Well, I guess so.
N) Can you kill me wiith this one move?
H) Then…
N) Please, go ahead.
H) I want to prevent it with this 5…
[5 : Death – infectious disease]
N) Mmm. It's the best way to play the Death.
H) Please draw one.
I'm going to draw.
Now, I'll shuffle them.
Okay, here we go.
This one.
N) Unfortunately, it's not.
H) Okay.
H) Well, but on the other hand, it's also advantageous for me to know your hand.
N) Of course.
I can keep in mind that you have 10.
Also, there are only two patterns of winning at 10.
To draw all the cards in the deck or play 6.
N) Yes, If you get 9, I'm gonna lose.
Because I have 10.
H) Actually, it's scary to have 10.
N) Now, I'll draw three cards by the Scholar.
N) Please pray that 6 doesn't come up.
H) Yes.
H) It's a huge advantage to draw three.
Or, if you draw 9 now, you could just deal with it.
Shuffle please, Hikaru-san.
Isn't the game over yet?
HIkaru,
It looks like the tide has turned.
[6: Noble – Showdown]
H) Oh my God!
Both) Thank you.
H) 6 and 10 combos! That's offensive.
N) The game will be rough, right?
H) Yes, you're right. You won't let me win in straight sets.
N) Umm, It's getting interesting.
H) Yes.
N) No doubt
N) You've got 10, right?
H) Maybe.
There's no other situation where you have to play 9, because there's already 8.
Because, I'm an entertainer.
As a YouTuber, I'm gonna try an unusual play to make things more exciting.
Okay, you mean, you don't have 10.
I thought if I followed the standard, it wouldn't be an interesting game… So I'm gonna take a bet.
Wait! Hikaru-san.
N) Hahaha
H) Wow, you mean…!
N) I can' believe that happens.
H) You're loved by XENO.
But I feel like the opportunity is absolutely coming to me.
I feel like I can win.
A great fortune match.
It seems like I'm unlucky, but I guess I'm actually lucky.
Thank you.
Wow, 6!
Yes!
Yes!!
From now on, 9, 10 ..and 8
H) So there' s no 8.
N) There's not even 8.
N) The strongest is 7, which is a very special situation…
H) But in such a situation, I would draw 7…
That's Hikaru!
Hikaru—–! ! !

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